February 2010
3 posts
January 2010
34 posts
Useless Super Powers
power to make your hair blow in the wind
ability to make everything you wear instantly becomes hideous
power to wiggle your ears
ability to be dead, but it’s irreversible
power to make anything you touch Polka-dotted
ability to have your current weakness be whatever you’re fighting
power to always know what time it isn’t
5 Real News Items That May Be Supervillain Origin... →
Day 1 - from white thunder
On the horse carriage ride over to thee DLG, Solomon thought he was a better super villain than I was so we armwrestled and I won in 0.315 seconds. I know, I am amazing. It was cool to see some of the other super villains chilling, like El Flamingo. He is weird, he eats raw fish like golem.
Fortune fell upon me when I found out Solomon wasn’t my roommate, it was Bandana. I hope Solomon is stuck...
DLG Winter Retreat - A Report
Solomon here. First day at the DLG Winter Retreat, which is at another undisclosed location near the Trailer Park on Vixen and Black Rat Lane. This place has really amped up on security – we got stone walls everywhere, machine gun mounts, a running PA system, and pillbox bunkers at all exits.
We grabbed our itineraries and looked for our cabins. I’ll try not to mention how pleased I was to...
“I’m going to carve his heart out with a spoon!”
– Sherrif of Nottingham - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. The exact tool I would have used! Or perhaps a corkscrew…
Useless Super Powers (Part I)
power to light yourself on fire every time you speak
ability to suck the fun out of life
power to read minds but only your own mind
“Now remember Exploding Boy, you can only use your power once.”
– ~A little something I thought up. Made me laugh.
December 2009
61 posts
DLG Winter Retreat (and a reply to you, White...
You should have vaporized that dastardly goodlicker! As for the policía, aren’t they running out of your pocket by now? What kind of villain are you? Get on board or we won’t even want you here at the Devilish League of Genius (or DLG for short) Winter Retreat.
Which reminds me! Dire readers, hear and beware! This year’s DLG Winter Retreat meets up yet again at an undisclosed...
from White Thunder to Solomon...
police coming, i need to make this brief. I was hindered by some do-gooder who recognized my face and told the airplane company about so i couldnt make my flight. I will reunite with you soon enough colleague of evil… soon enough.
“Ice to see you!”
– Mr. Freeze, Joel Schumacher’s Batman & Robin
